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Posted: Mon May 22nd, 2006 05:54 pm | 1st Post |
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Hope you have a great birthday tomorrow Dave, 35 at last!!!!
Love you,
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Posted: Mon May 22nd, 2006 11:42 pm | 2nd Post |
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Very tactful to give Dave such a young age Jo 
Hope you had a great 1!
Chris
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Posted: Tue May 23rd, 2006 10:50 am | 3rd Post |
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morning ted old boy,hope your new zimmer frame is everything you hoped for, and remember once you hit that age you can start all sorts of nonsense and get away with it eg did you put out the rubbish? you then say wat rubbish? on the down side you will now get SAGA holidays,car insurance,and of course gloria hunnyford pestering you for a whole of life pension ,and remember you get nothing back if you cancel early but apart from that m8 have a top day and will catch you in the server or msn
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Posted: Tue May 23rd, 2006 11:56 am | 4th Post |
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Happy Birthday to you.......
Though I am sad to tell you that things will really have to change now Dave. No longer can you wear PVC, Leather or Lace, whatever the colour may be...it is time for you to hang up that gimp mask, and to get out and buy yourself somthing more fitting...such at a string vest and Y-fronts, teamed with a pair of Tartan slippers (which will keep them arthritic feet warm).
I wish you all the luck in The Middle Aged Club, and I am sure you have many a night of playing Domino's to look forward to, whilst you dribble into your cup of Cocoa.....Bless.
..................................HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE.............................................
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Posted: Tue May 23rd, 2006 10:39 pm | 5th Post |
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Happy birthday mate , 35 eh! there must of been a lot of hills on your paper round cos you dont look a day over 40 unlike me self, just a slip of a lad .
As sqiuddy says when you get to your age you sleep ,but everyone worries you may be dead and the only "Good Grass " you get is from B&Q so here's a link i think you may find useful http://www.acornstairlifts.co.uk/

Have a good day mate and dont overdo it on the beer as them there colostomy bags can only hold a litre or so of wee and poo so watch you dont explode it yeuch!!
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Posted: Wed May 24th, 2006 05:35 pm | 6th Post |
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hello redted
happy birthday to you and have a verry nice day
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Posted: Tue May 30th, 2006 11:11 am | 7th Post |
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Thanks everyone for your kind words and wittisisms (Is that a proper word?)
The years are without doubt taking their toll, I put my back out this weekend.
Nothing to get excited about, it was probably just from laughing too hard at the above (DOH)
Thanks again folks, 31 next time round (Not stones... Age!)
Ted    
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Posted: Wed May 31st, 2006 07:36 am | 8th Post |
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Happy Birthday Mate
Sorry its late, hope you had a good day
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Posted: Wed May 31st, 2006 08:26 pm | 9th Post |
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Hey Teddie! 
Happy birthday m8, Hope you will become an old guy 
I'm back from my study and exams and ready to kick some ass, yeehaa!! 
Will speek you all very soon 
René 
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