There was a guy and his truck broke down next to this house and he went up to the door and said to the man can i stay here til i get my truck fixed and he said alright but promise one thing as long as you don't have sex with my daughter so he said okay.
When the man went in to go to bed he saw his daughter undressing and he thought she was hot what the heck so they did it and in the morning he found himsef laying down with a big rock on his chest and it said the ancient chinese torture has begun so hes like thats stupid and he throws it out the window he huried and saw that it said the rocks tied to your left nut. So he jumps out and on the ground it said your right nuts tied to the bed.