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-]K6[-Grimm
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 01:33 pm | 1st Post |
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Hey guys. ever wondered what kes is actually saying? not familiar with some of the phrases he uses?
Worry no longer, the answer is here.
Available from all good book stores for the unbelievably low price of £5000
this book is NOT a 100% complete listing of all KES SPEAK, if there is any KES SPEAK that has been missed out that you can translate please post them below.
Small print: all proceeds from the book sale go to kes thats why the bloody price is so high (the tight git) and if anyone actually finds out who KEN is please let us all in on it.Last edited on Thu Jul 19th, 2007 01:50 pm by -]K6[-Grimm
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 01:50 pm | 2nd Post |
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Bodycamper! ---> Good tactical play
Lucky shot ---> Great shot buddy
Oooh, My name's Ted & I'm hiding in the bushes ---> Kes is knelt down & hidden in the bushes somewhere
Camper! ---> Person running round the map in full view of everyone.
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-]K6[-Grimm
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 01:56 pm | 3rd Post |
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some other usefull ones
scottish > english translation
piece > sandwich
ken > some bloke kes knows
barry > also some bloke kes knows
haggis > kes food
bonnie laddie > kes brother
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 01:58 pm | 4th Post |
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 LOL
I surely need this book Grimmy but I don't give any money cause Kes is already rich. Of what I heard, he is looking to buy a yacht this week.
Thank God, when Kes refers to me he ends his phrase with "Kebab boy", so I figure he talks to me and I say "What?" "Say again" "Didn't here ya?" Otherwise I ignore him 
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 02:45 pm | 5th Post |
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"Kes Speak" for Dummies book?  I thought that only Pure Hardcore Expert version exists....
only joking Kessy...
Another tips:
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Kestrelish ---> English
"Oy Frog" ---> "I have to admit Mr sprayer that I have been clubbed very nicely and I enjoy. Thanks again."
"Hacker" ---> "I can't aim straight"
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 04:15 pm | 6th Post |
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| I hope your next 5h1t35 a hairbrush/hedgehog > Nice shot
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-]K6[-Reaper
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 04:49 pm | 7th Post |
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bog boy ---> feel free to bash me mouser 
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-]K6[-Grimm
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 06:04 pm | 8th Post |
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noot > nothing
oot > out
kilt > skirt
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 06:11 pm | 9th Post |
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Clueless ---> Laughing one's head off.
Saleem ---> Kes's new cat.
Catch yee the noo ---> Speak soon.
It's f****** baltic up here ---> It's rather chilly outside.
Keep them coming folks
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 06:23 pm | 10th Post |
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| LMFAO
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-]K6[-Grimm
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 07:03 pm | 11th Post |
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dee ya ken > do you know
allrite the noo > hello
when i want yoor opinion ill ask fer it > thanks for the helpfull information
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 07:07 pm | 12th Post |
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How aboot some of those apples....... Watch out I am going to nade the jail.
Pink top, curly flat top = Assman
How aboot a cup a tee for the wee laddy= Mum, even though you are a pensioner, make me a cup of tea woman!
mmmmm....I ll keep thinking
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 07:17 pm | 13th Post |
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| hello wimp ------ piss head in server
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Posted: Thu Jul 19th, 2007 11:22 pm | 14th Post |
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yes yawn yawn  next?
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-]K6[-Gonzales
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Posted: Fri Jul 20th, 2007 02:33 pm | 15th Post |
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| ok eye da nu-how are you ,lmao
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Posted: Sat Jul 21st, 2007 05:18 pm | 16th Post |
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Click to see full size.
was looking to find any more dummies books and found this one maybe a resize was in order
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Posted: Sat Jul 21st, 2007 05:57 pm | 17th Post |
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Is that your personal copy mate? 
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Posted: Sat Jul 21st, 2007 06:58 pm | 18th Post |
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yes m8 me nuts that big i cant use a razor i did try shears but found and butchers knife just about right i make me own eyes water when i look at them in the wheel barrer as i walking down the road.hehehehe
understand you use a ladie bic dont worrie yours will drop when you hit purbertythen i lend you me sack barrer only jokeing
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Posted: Sat Jul 21st, 2007 07:24 pm | 19th Post |
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Ha ha ha, thats way too much info dude! 
By the way, what does shaving balls with a butchers knife have to do with the way Kes speaks? lmao...Actually Maybe i don't wanna know m8
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Posted: Sat Jul 21st, 2007 08:37 pm | 20th Post |
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it was an other dummie book dummie hehehe pnly jokeing
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